wolverxne:

Miles - by: Mark Anthony Diaz

stillstuckinthelabyrinth:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

This is something everyone needs to remember.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

This makes me so happy

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

This makes me so happy

daddyfuckedme:

is that james deen?!?!

daddyfuckedme:

is that james deen?!?!

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED


This is why you weren’t in the avengers

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

elevenpigs:

myownfashiionbook:

missinglinc:

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

😩😭😩😭😩 lmfaoooo

fuck

elevenpigs:

myownfashiionbook:

missinglinc:

WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

😩😭😩😭😩 lmfaoooo

fuck